Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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