This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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