Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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