Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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