Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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