everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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