What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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