Your tits are I can't wait for
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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