Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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