So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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