another moral hangover. fuck.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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