can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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