My nipple is on Facebook.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It's Friday. Sex?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
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is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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