Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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