Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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