And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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