he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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