If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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