At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
why is half of my head shaved?
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