There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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