ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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