Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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