Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize