we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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