Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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