we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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