Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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