I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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