Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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