what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just threw up on my dentist
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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