so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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