he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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