just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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