I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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