maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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