Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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