ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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