question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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