In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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