just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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