Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
3pm strippers are depressing
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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