We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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