tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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