Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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