fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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