yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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