ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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