Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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