with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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