So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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